Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s been catching her z’s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She kno. The Accidental Vampire is the seventh book in the Argeneau Vampire series by popular romance author Lynsay Sands. The Accidental Vampire is, like all the. Read “The Accidental Vampire An Argeneau Novel” by Lynsay Sands with Rakuten Kobo. Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s.

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A whole town standing behind her as she tries to find her way through the new un-life? Item s unavailable for purchase. It had all the “usual stuff” with lifemates, the gorgeous looking vampires and so on, but the story in itself turned out to be surprising and inventive.

Two hilarious scenes lynaay out for me; one, after she learns that she can in fact eat, and makes a mad dash to the store in search of chocolate and cheesecake.

They get a bite and a cake!

Book Review – The Accidental Vampire by Lynsay Sands – Maryse’s Book Blog

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Most Helpful Most Recent. When Victor and DJ arrive, they realize that the situation is a little more complex.

Climbing out of a coffin was a two handed job, and ridiculously strenuous first thing in the morning. He’s willing to teach her everything he knows, but he’ll have to do it fast. I guess it’s part of a series, which I’ve never read the previous ones, but I don’t lynsau I was missing anything.


How dumb, all this time and she never even checked to see if she could do any of these things? It’s funny, sexy, has a few crazy twists, and this scientific spin on vampires is very interesting.

He had to find out what other faux pas she was committing. No one and nothing about this book was even remotely rational. To view it, click here. Mabel sighed at the accusation in her voice. I see movies like, for example, The Da Vinci Code, and am astonished that apparently, in every single stage of production, everyone involved failed to notice — and remark upon — the fact Oh boy, oh boy.

With the help of her quick thinking best friend Mabel and the rest of the residents of Port Henry Elvi has been coping with her undead existence for the last five years. Most of the book seems to be about Elvi learning the true nature of her vampire status while the four ‘suitors’ and DJ follow her around, trying to keep her out of trouble and wondering whether they are her ‘lifemates’.

Elvi closed the door on her further protest and moved toward the coffin, but paused when her eye caught the time on the digital clock on her dresser. So he travels to Port Henry to meet this mysterious Elvie.

Publisher’s Summary Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black’s been catching her z’s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She was nice, because she was so lost when it came to lynxay of this. Elvi does not know anything about vampires.


The Accidental Vampire by Lynsay Sands – Book Review

Her voices for men and accents are not good and she has no enthusiasm or animation in sannds voice. I might have over looked her spontanous behaviour regarding food and the bed but the later half of the book was CRINGE worthy.

Elvi didn’t know there were laws or other immortal’s. Ratings and Reviews 3 93 star ratings 3 reviews. I do like how fast I read these Argeneau books, I start them, and then I just continue until I am finished. Up till now I didn’t know much about Victor except he’s Vincent’s father, has the same genetic anomaly as his son so they can’t feed of bagged blood and that his lifemate, Marion, died a few centuries ago burned at the stake.

This made the story so much entertaining than anything else could have.

Book Review – The Accidental Vampire by Lynsay Sands

If she is a vampire and is advertising herself as such, he will have to bring her to justice for exposing herself. He handed it to Victor. The accidental vampire is based on Lucian’s brother, Victor, who is also on the council. How on earth Elvi was not noticed before I do not know.